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Keep The Kids Home: “Communist Indoctrination Centers”
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If John F Kennedy were still alive today, he’d be one of the worst leftist commie nazi’s residing in America.

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JFK’s real assignment during WWII

As we march further towards the Glorious Future of Freedom, right wing all stars like Glenn Beck and Michelle Malkin lead the charge to battle every time our current dictator in chief attempts to further commusocialfacitize our Beloved Free States of America. General Beck and Colonel Malkin alerted the public this week to a dastardly plot by he-who-must-not-be-named to strike True Patriots at their core – their children. The dictator in chief knows no limits of villainy, brazenly planning to address schoolchildren next week. In his address, now scheduled to be made from high atop Snake Mountain in Infinita , he-who-must-not-be-named was planning on asking students to “Write letters to themselves about what they can do to help the president.” Thankfully, some school districts in six brave states stepped up to say “no” to socialist indoctrination. They will not air what is now believed to be the first of a series of “re-educational video speeches.”

The latest outrage over the commusocialfacist takeover of America seems all too easy to lampoon. Plenty of people though, are terrified that the presidential address to schoolchildren will “indoctrinate” our little freedom loving proto-patriots. While it’s already been pointed out that both old 41 and Ronnie Regan sat down with our impressionable little tykes, it seems almost impossible to debunk the paranoia over Obama’s address. Some pundits and others blame racism and that’s certainly a piece of it, but it goes much deeper than simple black and white.

The fringe has gained plenty of support from more moderate and rational people because they’ve distilled some of the racism out of their arguments, focusing their efforts on distilling words like “fascism” and “socialism” to now mean nothing more than “evil.” Since people equate fascism with Hitler and socialism with anti-capitalist economics, they can feel much better about themselves for believing what pundits like Beck and Malkin shout from their telescreens. Thing is, many of those fears of indoctrination in schools go way back before Obama. Plenty of folks deemed leftists have fears that their children would be indoctrinated into creationism when schools in various states were mandated to teach it. Some of the more radical and laughable right wingers have been calling schools “communist indoctrination centers” for well more than a decade.

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Dudes like this, for one.

It shouldn’t be surprising to anyone that what will end up a banal and heavily scripted speech blew up into hype about indoctrinating children. The only thing scarier to the fringe than the health care is the school systems. For folks on the left, keeping the separation of church and state is the top agenda item. For those on the right, schools in general are considered tools of liberal commusocialfascist indoctrination – Obama’s speech to schoolchildren is just more proof of that.

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Just wait till he shows you his true face during that speech.

The actual speech most likely be a non-event. I can almost hear it now: “blah blah hope, blah blah blah stay in school, yadda yadda hard work, blah blah blah cyberbullying is bad, blah blah blah change and reform, yadda yadda education will take you far blah blah.” In fact, if W took the time out of his busy brush clearing schedule to address America’s schoolchildren a few years ago, it would’ve sounded much the same. The only difference would’ve been more freedom, less hope, more patriotism, less change. When you look back on many political speeches, they all tend to sound the same.

Kennedy is Obama’s Gellert Grindelwald. Kennedy is the progenitor commie nazi that paved the way for he-who-must-not-be-named. If he didn’t ask us to “ask not what your country can do for you, but ask what you can do for your country,” (quoted by right and left alike) Obama might not be demanding our children write him letters on what they will do to “help him.” But, that was a simpler time, a time before the sinister liberals and tree huggers and feminazisociocommunists took over the Glorious Land of the Free.

Much like health care, American schools need drastic reform. Unfortunately, much like health care, the closest we’ll get is another hot blast of hyperbole from both sides.

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